when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.
when someone farts in your car
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
go fuck yourself phyllis
this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy
I have never seen a more british sentence