Liquor in the Front, Poker in the rear.

memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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unshaped:

bye

unshaped:

bye

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

sherlooolly:

ALCOHOLIC DOUGHNUTS? 

If you are ever feeling sad, just look at this gif and imagine Chetna cheering you on

thelifeofemz:

Oh my life

killercometocall:

On this day the world experienced pure evil, and its name was Diana Beard.  

kairi-rose:

So Innocent Smoothies on Facebook just posted this!

kairi-rose:

So Innocent Smoothies on Facebook just posted this!

nerdknitting:

Britain’s gonna lose it’s shit tonight.

nerdknitting:

Britain’s gonna lose it’s shit tonight.

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

queen-star-dust:

coffindude:

Jesus christ kojima

"impossible and not recommended"

queen-star-dust:

coffindude:

Jesus christ kojima

"impossible and not recommended"