Liquor in the Front, Poker in the rear.

tealwig:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

Britsh people are so wild

undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

banderboucher:

this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.

donitaruga:



(x)

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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brainstatic:

Whenever someone brings up septum piercing, I think of this:

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trickstertier:

trying to get a friends attention like
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babylizard:

ashbet:

Today’s magnificent creature: the Golden Jewel Beetle :)

babylizard:

ashbet:

Today’s magnificent creature: the Golden Jewel Beetle :)

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO