Liquor in the Front, Poker in the rear.

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

turbovirginbonerlord:

tealwig:

when someone farts in your car

marioooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:

arcreactions:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

THUNDERSTORMS (◉‿◉✿)

heavy rain

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

tealwig:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

Britsh people are so wild

undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

banderboucher:

this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.

donitaruga:



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xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence